I've seen no mention of the classics

[Osmosis Vanderwaal]

I've read all of these posts and there's one method (actually 2) that work for me as a mid 40"s stimulant enthusiast.
1. I make up a piece of crack and if I can't get it up I take a big hit and it'll get stiff for about 10 minutes.
2. This is what I wanted to point out, a regular old cock-ring. Not some jelly thing with nodules or pips, A thick band. One that you have to really try to stretch it enough to get your balls in it and land above your dick. One that makes you fear letting go of it and castrating yourself. You only have to get hard for 10 seconds and it'll keep it up. Not rock hard, if you are on stems, but hard enough to fuck. AND, your heart won't explode (well, it might but not from the cock ring)

Have a great day​

 

[OrgUnikum]

This is actually exactly the method how sheep are castrated nowadays, they use special pliers to stretch the rubber band though and yes, of course there have been practical jokes which went badly wrong.

Not to say it won't work - it does, but better do not forget to take it off in time.

Personally I would say a cockring which is softer and less masochistic together with a careful dose of Trimix + a little Tadalafil/Viagra makes for a better experience.

 

[craris100]

Could you explain more about the trimix please?

 

[Osmosis Vanderwaal]

well the rubberbands they use to Castrate animals are way smaller and as you said require special pliers to install Cock rings are generally silicone and correctly used go over your dick. I couldn't imagine forgetting I had it on. I have absolutely nothing against a chemical cock-ring, but there's none for sale in the market and they are also very rare on the streets. They fetch a hell of a price herein the land of the free. I'm not even going to say how much, it's ludacris. Also I've never seen one for Sale...ever. I'd pay good money for one/some.

 

[TheWaterman]

Listen you don’t ever want to take tri mix and visages at the same time. If you do you have about 45 minutes to get to the hospital or it will be very bad….. have you ever forgotten ball park Frank’s boiling on the stove? Well that’s best case scenario. I had a client call me and beg me to take him to the hospital and it was horrible. Trust me don’t mix the two.

 

[PseudoMicroGravity]

AND to add some horror to your horror story, if you go to the hospital for an erection lasting several hours, and it's starting to turn black /purple from not getting enough blood flow, they "FIX" it by using a large Guage needle on a HUGE aspirating syringe and insert it through the wall of tge penis, on into the chewy/gummy center and then pull back on the plunger and extract the black-tar like, basically dead blood, out so that more can flow in to re-oxygenate the member! I learned this when I worked at a medical transcription office as a work flow coordinator. We weren't supposed to talk about any medical reports we might have read, and weren't supposed to open and read reports not pertaining to our immediate jobs but what can I say, we worked the night shift and with no supervisors....it was common for someone to yell out, "Ewwwwwww! Now that's gross! You guys need to read Medical Record or MR# 19724-33-79806!" Or "Check out 17498-23-07232 and listen to homeboys story to the doctor and then tell me he didn't shove that up his own ass!! You can totally tell that he is just too embarassed to admit it!!! The doctor even asked him repeatedly, "And she just out of the blue, Wham! Shoved it right up in there huh? The only reason I ask is that something like this wouldn't normally fit without conditioning the sphincter first." LOL good times!

 

[TheWaterman]

Viagra not visages.